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Hottest 20 Jokes of The Year That Will Make You Laugh Your Ass Out ( vol 1)


Hottest 20 Jokes of The Year That Will Make You Laugh Your Ass Out ( vol 1)

Here is a collection of  funny 20 jokes that will make you laugh your ass out

1. DOCTOR: Young man, How are you?
    PATIENT: I'm fine, you?
    DOCTOR: Next patient please ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

2. You climbed a mango tree closed to a prison wall!
    And you fell down from a branch into the prison yard!!
    Only for the prisoners to say you have been in the prison for a long time with them!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜

3. Your phone is not a Zoo where you keep animals!
    Delete the pictures of your ex you are still keeping. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

4. Don't call me your ex if we didn't have a child together!
    No child, no evidence!!
    I don't know you!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

5. Please if you and your lover combine your s.s.c.e results together and it's still not up to 5 credits!
    Please don't have kid's together!!
    Break up!!!
    Save feature teachers from stress!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

6. Have you ever lost an argument!?
    And after getting home!!
    You start remembering important points you could have made!!!? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

7. When the relation is new. . .
    BOY: HI babe
    GIRL: Hi dear
    BOY: Have you eaten next week?๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

8. I never knew the meaning of wickedness!
    Until i saw a man tagged 99 friends!!
    And got 1 like!!!
    I checked the like and saw his name!!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

10. Work hard!
      Let someone not say!!
      When i saw someone on that red t-shirt!!!
      I knew it was you heading towards this destination ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

11. Be patient!
      Everything takes time!!
      It took me 19 years to become 19 years old!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜

12. Marrying a wife is like buying a car you can maintain!
      Don't go and marry latest benz!!
      When you can only maintain toyota camry!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

13. LADIES:
      Nobody cheats more than a man that always say!
      "The problem is that you don't trust me!!" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

14. WIFE: Honey! What are you doing!?
      HUSBAND: I'm reading our marriage certificate!!
      WIFE: What for!!!?
      HUSBAND: I'm looking for the expiry date ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

15. If all your relationships aren't working out for you!
      Then try other ships!!
      Like entrepreneurship or internship!!
      If they all fail!!!!
      Then try worship!!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜

16. WIFE ASKED: What are you doing!?
      HUSBAND: I'm killing mosquitoes!!
      WIFE: How many have you killed!!!?
      HUSBAND: TOTAL 5! 3 males and 2 females!!!!
      WIFE: How did you know their genders!!!!!?
      HUSBAND: 2 were near my wallet, and 3 near the bear bottle!!!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

17. Women don't cheat!
      They just look for someone that is better than you and inform you!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

18. LADY: My husband has an habit of talking while sleeping!
      How can i cure him!!?
      DOCTOR: Give him opportunity to talk while he is awake!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

19. That moment when you sleep in someone's house!
      Then something gets missing!!
      And you hear them saying!!!
      "Nothing has ever gone missing in this house until today!!!!" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

20. A son argued with his father that 1+1 equal to 11
      FATHER: Go and buy me two eggs!
      The son went and returned with the two eggs!!
      FATHER: Give one to me and another to your brother!!!
      SON: What about mine!!!!?
      FATHER: Eat the nine eggs that are left!!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

THE END OF VOL 1!

Check back tomorrow for vol 2. . .

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This is How "Do Us a Favor" Led to Trump Impeachment Inquiry


This is How "Do Us a Favor" Led to Trump Impeachment Inquiry

The words from one president to another, somewhat casual in tone, were not casual at all in meaning: “I would like you to do us a favor, though.”

Those words have now prompted deployment of the ultimate political weapon, an impeachment process enshrined in the Constitution as a means other than the ballot to remove a president from office

When history writes the story, the seemingly innocent request from President Donald Trump to his Ukrainian counterpart will show their infamous July 25 phone call had a lot behind it, at least implicitly.

It had the weight of U.S. military power behind it. The dangling jewel of a White House meeting if things turned out right. And the prospect that Ukraine’s very future could be in the balance, as a country aspiring to join the West while feeling threatened by an aggressive Russia to the east.

Dancing to the edge of legality and maybe over it, Trump asked the Ukrainians to investigate his own political rivals at home and interference in the 2016 U.S. election.

That was the favor.

And what in return?

Quid pro quo means something for something.

That Latin phrase is at the core of today’s mountain of subpoenas, the pile of insider text messages that weren’t supposed to come out, the tug of war between Congress and the White House over willing and reluctant witnesses and the blizzard of aggrieved Trump tweets.

This, as Democrats move closer to a Senate impeachment trial that would be only the third in the nation’s history.

A familiar pattern is emerging. Trump, like Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton before him, is striking back at his accusers, though Trump does it with more bite, force and relentless volume. He also has near-lockstep support from his party, as Clinton did, and Nixon, until he didn’t and resigned in disgrace.

Among underlings, loyalties fracture. Conspiratorial thinking, even paranoia, creeps in. Who is next to talk, stonewall, turn, quit? Who will break and when? Who won’t break? Nixon was undone in part by Deep Throat. Trump thinks the Deep State is out to get him.

Trump, ever defiant, never contrite, insists he did nothing wrong, that his communication with the leader of a corruption-plagued country was appropriate and that the impeachment effort is a politically orchestrated hit by Democrats to nail him on Ukraine when they couldn’t get him on Russia.

How we got here is something of a play in three acts, involving machinations by Ukrainians, Trump and Democrats in turn, with the fourth act to be written.

THE BLACK EARTH

Ukraine is a land of dark, fertile soil where corruption and assorted American conspiracy theories have taken root along with the wheat and cabbage. Trump’s preoccupation with Joe Biden and his son Hunter flourished there.

A true if flawed democracy on Russia’s doorstep, Ukraine in 2014 ushered out a pro-Russian leader who tolerated corruption and replaced him with an anti-Russian leader who tolerated somewhat less corruption.

Then in 2019 came Volodymyr Zelenskiy . The comedian and political novice proposed to govern with a straight face and an eye to making Ukraine more like its European neighbors to the west while ending the war against Russian-backed forces in the east.

He was counting on unflagging support from the U.S. Instead he got Trump, with his faith in Russia’s good intentions and fixation on conspiracy theories against Democrats.

For Trump, the Bidens may have looked like easy prey. While Joe Biden was Barack Obama’s vice president and counseling Ukraine’s government on fighting corruption, the younger Biden was hired by Burisma, a Ukrainian natural gas company whose owner was feeling some heat.

By putting Hunter Biden on the board in spring 2014, Burisma’s owner probably wanted to show the new Western-leaning Ukrainian government that powerful people in the West had his back.

Although no evidence of anything illegal emerged, it looked bad and caused some to question whether Burisma was buying influence with the Obama administration. In early 2016, Joe Biden pushed Ukraine to fire the prosecutor charged with investigating Burisma, except that he had stopped investigating.

What the U.S. and its European allies wanted was a Ukrainian prosecutor more committed to combating corruption, not less.

Trump also seemingly bought into a long-discredited conspiracy theory that connects Ukraine, not Russia, to the 2016 political interference and the hacking of the Democratic National Committee.

U.S. intelligence agencies attributed the hack to Russia. So did Robert Mueller, who as special counsel charged 12 Russian military intelligence officers. Even a former Trump homeland security adviser has urged the president to stop pushing the false story.

The day Zelenskiy was inaugurated, May 20, saw the abrupt departure of the American ambassador, a longtime diplomat who Trump apparently believed was undermining his efforts to push Ukraine to investigate the Bidens.

Trump’s motive in recalling Marie Yovanovitch — he called her “bad news” — is now part of the impeachment inquiry. In her testimony in October, she described a “concerted campaign” against her based on “unfounded and false claims by people with clearly questionable motives.”

On that list, she suggested, was Trump’s personal attorney Rudy Giuliani, whose associates “may well have believed that their personal financial ambitions were stumped by our anti-corruption policy in Ukraine.”

Two Soviet-born Florida businessmen who worked with Giuliani and made large donations to Republicans, including a Trump-allied PAC, leveraged these political contacts to pursue a business deal involving the Ukrainian state gas company. They were arrested in October, charged with making illegal campaign donations.

THE CALL & THE WHISTLE

July 25: Trump and Zelenskiy speak for a half hour, 9:03 a.m.-9:33 a.m. Eastern time.

Trump congratulates the new leader: “The way you came from behind, somebody who wasn’t given much of a chance, and you ended up winning easily. It’s a fantastic achievement.”

Zelenskiy then turns a Trump phrase, “we wanted to drain the swamp here in our country,” and flatters the president some more. Then they get down to business and Trump asks for his favor.

“There’s a lot of talk about Biden’s son,” Trump says. He goes on to say that Joe Biden “went around bragging” about derailing the Ukrainian corruption prosecutor.

“So if you can look into it,” Trump goes on. “It sounds horrible to me.”

Zelenskiy is noncommittal in the phone call, which ends with more mutual flattery.

“Perfect” phone call, Trump said, defensively and repeatedly afterward.

But among the dozen or more political appointees and civil servants who listened in — as part of standard White House practice — and among the insiders who heard about it after, it was immediately clear that something troubling had happened.

A U.S. president had asked a foreign leader to investigate U.S. citizens in a matter that stood to benefit his re-election chances.

And that was before another element of this episode was widely known, even throughout the administration: Trump had ordered military aid , already approved by Congress, to be held up, and without explanation.

White House lawyers assigned to the National Security Council were among those who were alarmed, and they broke with common practice to have a rough transcript of the call stored on a computer server used for only the most sensitive information.

There’s no recording. The White House stopped taping presidential calls in the 1970s, after Watergate investigators used tapes made by Nixon.

Instead, information specialists speak into a device that renders words into text and from that a rough transcript emerges. That transcript is circulated to those who were also listening to the call and taking real time notes to ensure accuracy.

And on this call was U.S. Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman, whose family fled Ukraine when he was 3. He was so concerned that he rushed to one of the NSC lawyers to tell them of a serious discrepancy.

“I realized that if Ukraine pursued an investigation into the Bidens and Burisma, it would likely be interpreted as a partisan play which would undoubtedly result in Ukraine losing the bipartisan support it has thus far maintained,” Vindman later wrote in prepared remarks to House impeachment investigators. “This would all undermine U.S. national security.”

Another person, a CIA officer who was not on the call but learned of it from multiple administration officials, shared Vindman’s concerns. The officer compiled a detailed letter outlining suspected transgressions by the president, and on Aug. 12 sent it to the inspector general for the intelligence community.

Trump has since called for the whistleblower to be identified, as have several of his fellow Republicans.

“In the course of my official duties,” the whistleblower wrote , “I have received information from multiple U.S. Government officials that the president of the United States is using the power of his office to solicit interference from a foreign country in the 2020 U.S. election.”

The letter was also addressed to the heads of the House and Senate intelligence committees. Alarms sounded inside the CIA general counsel’s office. A White House lawyer got involved. So did the Justice Department.

It took weeks for those concerns to make it to Congress and the public, but they set in motion a process that has only happened four times in the nation’s history.

TOWARD IMPEACHMENT

Trump entered office with his campaign facing investigation by his very own Justice Department, which examined whether his aides coordinated with Russia to sway the election. The investigation by Mueller into Russia’s attack on the 2016 race won plenty of convictions and exposed suspect behavior by the president.

When it came to Trump himself, Mueller said Justice Department guidelines prohibited charging a president with a crime. But he notably also said he did not exonerate Trump, effectively kicking any decision over to Congress to use its powers of impeachment.

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., at one point said it was “not worth it” to impeach Trump, and any fire lit by Mueller’s investigation quickly seemed to expire.

The whistleblower letter, however, gave unexpected life to the notion that Congress would investigate whether Trump should be removed from office. A group of moderate Democrats voiced support for the inquiry, and Pelosi eventually agreed, and now is leading the push.

“The actions of the Trump presidency revealed dishonorable facts of betrayal of his oath of office and betrayal of our national security and betrayal of the integrity of our elections,” she said on Sept. 24.

“In the darkest days of the American revolution, Thomas Paine wrote, ‘the times have found us,’” Pelosi said. “The times have found us today.”

Trump has long struggled to find a derisive nickname that sticks for his Democratic foe in the House. Oddly, he has shown flashes of respect and admiration for her.


He’s now come up with “Nervous Nancy.”

Yet if anyone’s nervous now, it seems to be him.


Trump has railed against the process, now declaring this inquiry as history’s greatest witch hunt, apparently a successor to the Mueller investigation which he derided similarly.

House Democrats leading the inquiry have been conducting it akin to a grand jury looking into a crime, interviewing witnesses behind closed doors, building a case that could become public before Christmas.

Morning after morning, witnesses stream into a basement room inside the Capitol, where they defy White House directives not to testify and dish dirt on the president who employed them — or at least used to.

None has come to praise him.

There was the brash hotelier who once withdrew from a fundraiser for candidate Trump only to later donate $1 million to his inaugural committee. There was the ambassador who spent more than 30 years in public service only to be ordered back to Washington “on the next plane.”

There was the foreign service officer and trusted adviser inside the State Department who ended a decades-long career in part over frustration with the Trump administration’s Ukraine policy.

There was Vindman, an Army officer who served in Iraq and appeared at the Capitol in military blue with medals. There was, as well, the State Department envoy who appeared with text messages outlining the clear contours of a quid pro quo.

The president’s top adviser for Russian and European affairs — a man who told colleagues of his “sinking feeling” when he learned Trump was pressing for dirt on the Bidens — appeared just one day after news broke that he was leaving his position at the White House. He said the two events were not related.

Peeling back layers, House lawmakers moved through the diplomats, career subject-matter experts and bureaucrats on the periphery of the president’s life before ultimately reaching out to the more intimate advisers, snagging some, still trying for others.

The tale the witnesses told differed at the margins but largely converged on this point: There was something off, even alarming, about the White House dealings with Ukraine.

They voiced plenty of concern, too, about the shadow foreign policy effort, conducted against the judgment of many career officials, to secure a commitment from the new Ukrainian leader to investigate the man who the president thought might be his Democratic challenger.

Even Gordon Sondland, the Trump appointee as envoy to the European Union, expressed after-the-fact misgivings about following directives from the president.

Perhaps the most damaging and evocative testimony came from the diplomat who had warned in a text message with Sondland that it would be “crazy” to withhold military aid in exchange for “help with a political campaign.”

Bill Taylor is a West Point graduate, Vietnam veteran and career civil servant who took the job as chief of mission in Kyiv, Ukraine’s capital, against his wife’s judgment and made detailed notes when the actions of his peers ran afoul of his own judgment.

Taylor described explicitly how Trump held back military aid for Ukraine unless the country agreed to investigate Democrats.

He recounted “ultimately alarming circumstances” that threatened to erode the U.S. relationship with Ukraine and laid out an “irregular” policy channel led not by a seasoned diplomat but by Giuliani, the former New York City mayor and Trump’s current personal lawyer.

And he described being told how “everything” Ukraine wanted, including sought-after military aid, hinged on that country’s leader committing to the investigations that Trump sought.

The hearings yielded a trove of text messages among diplomats, surfacing concern and confusion about the backchannel effort led by Giuliani to secure Ukraine’s cooperation.

“As I said on the phone, I think it’s crazy to withhold security assistance for help with a political campaign,” wrote Taylor.

“Bill, I believe you are incorrect about President Trump’s intentions,” Sondland responded “The President has been crystal clear no quid pro quo’s of any kind.”

But if that response was meant as reassurance, it wasn’t exactly genuine.

Sondland told Congress he said there was no quid pro quo because that’s simply what the president himself had told him over the phone, in the hours between the time Taylor texted him and when he texted Taylor back.

Behind the scenes, Trump’s then-national security adviser, John Bolton, is said to have described Giuliani as “a hand grenade who is going to blow everybody up,” according to the testimony of one witness.

He likened the shadow Ukraine campaign to a “drug deal” being cooked up by other top officials.

None of this has undermined Trump with his party.

The testimony has produced few cracks in the Republican wall of support. No Republican voted Thursday to formalize the inquiry. Yet there is more to come.

ACT 4

The coming week could bring the testimony of Bolton, who as national security adviser was at odds with the president inside the White House and on his way out. Trump said he fired him, Bolton said he offered to quit.

But it’s not clear that will happen. Bolton’s attorney signaled his client wouldn’t appear without a subpoena.

Meanwhile, Bolton’s former deputy, Charles Kupperman, is waiting for a judge to resolve whether he can be forced to testify since he was a close adviser to Trump.

Public hearings may start in mid-November, possibly followed by the drafting of articles of impeachment and a House vote on them by the end of year. The Senate’s impeachment trial, if there is one, could be pushed into 2020.

Previous impeachment drives sprang from diverse causes.

For Andrew Johnson in 1868, it was from his racial animus and resistance to black civil rights after the Civil War. For Nixon, it flowed from misdeeds rooted in his obsession with re-election and his cover-up of them. For Clinton, it was about his lies over women.

For Trump, it’s about making a deal.
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MEN: How To Avoid Been Fooled Or Continuously Being Fooled By A Lady

How To Avoid Been Fooled Or Continuously Being Fooled By A Lady
                                   
Take it or leave it, unless you are a flirt! The 5 facts listed below are 100 percent true and correct ways to know a lady is fooling you.

Both  male and female are cheating on each other in this our generation in the name of love and relationship.

Men deceive women a lot and women in parallel also deceive men.

Before I proceed with the 5 facts, take note of these;

     -Spend on your wife, not your girlfriend: A woman who loves you will never leave or break up with you because you don’t spend her, unless the both of you have the intention of flirting with each other.

-    -There is no law anywhere that says it’s the responsibility of a man to spend on his girl friend, but it’s the responsibility of a man to take care of his wife and spend on her.

-    -A relationship built on financial background never last.

-    - Money doesn’t create love on all instances. If you love a girl instead of using money to woo her into loving you, it’s better you use legal romantic techniques to make her fall in love with you naturally.

-    -Money can keep anybody close to you. When you have money, even those who love or hate you will want to stick with you. Be wise.

            5 Signs to Know Lady is Fooling You

The signs listed below don’t guarantee a lady doesn’t love you. But if you are experiencing any of the 5 signs listed below, then there is a possibility you are your girlfriend’s fool!!

1. She calls only when she is in need of something: There is a possibility that there are lots of guys after her; and she takes advantage of the situation and start demanding.

  This only means she doesn’t love you as much as you do, but is definitely after you money. It’s hard to give up on someone you love and care for, but it will only hurt you if you still try to stick with her.

In the end she will still leave you for her main guy so why try to stick with her?

  In some cases, you can talk to her; tell her how you really feel and ask her why she only reaches out to you when she needs something from you. It’s never easy to confront someone especially on issues like this, but to avoid been deceived and fooled it’s a go mission.

  If you try all these and still it doesn’t work out for you! Exit, quit, terminate, destroy, disconnect, unplug, defuse, remove, cut, Cut off, tear, blow, unlink, pieces, scatter, break, end and stop the relationship.



2. Talks about what you have always (Not Physical Appearance): The most important thing on this matter is how you feel about it. Are you feeling proud? Happy? Suspicious? Or uncomfortable? There is a possibility that a lady who always talks about the properties or amount of money you have is actually looking for a share and ownership of what you have.

I have heard a lot of stories of women killing their husbands just to be in position of their properties. You should avoid marrying such ladies to live a better and simple life.

It is also not advisable to let your girlfriend know about everything you own and control until she becomes your wife.



3. Always demanding: Firstly, is the relationship serious? Do you want it to lead to marriage? You need to know the impact of her demands! You need to know the exact thing or things she does with what she is demanding from you. Try to keep things simple! If whatever she is doing is for the benefit of you and her or the society then it’s cool.

A lady who is always demanding for unnecessary stuffs like money for the latest iphone, money for birthday parties, money for unnecessary celebration, e.t.c should be avoided. At that point she is supposed to be your partner in whatever you are doing and vice versa. The both of you are meant to support each other and make each other grow and successful to live a good and a better life as couple.



4. Giving stories or excuses whenever you talk about marriage: Making excuses is never a good thing in any situation. When a lady loves you with all her heart, believe me she will be very happy when you talk about marriage to her! In fact, that’s the most important thing to real women in a relationship instead of material things and flirting.

So if you are interested in getting married tp a lady and all she does is feed you with excuses that can’t stop someone from getting married, then I advise you to Exit, quit, terminate, destroy, disconnect, unplug, defuse, remove, cut, Cut off, tear, blow, unlink, pieces, scatter, break, end and stop the relationship. She will come back to you if she truly loves you.

5. Doesn’t respect your parent: This is the most serious and important one. Any lady that disrespects your parent, whether your wife or anybody; and is not willing or agreeing to stop! With immediate double effect, I advise you to Exit, quit, terminate, destroy, disconnect, unplug, defuse, remove, cut, Cut off, tear, blow, unlink, pieces, scatter, break, end and stop the relationship.

There is nobody in this world more important to you than your parent or the people that brought you up.

You think there is?

Let’s argue it.

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A Lady In Anambra State Stabs Husband To Death


A Lady In Anambra State Stabbed Her Husband With a Knife, Which Led to His Death

A house wife, one Makoduchukwu Ndubisi stabbed her husband John Bosko Ngu to death in Nsugbe, Anambra East Local Goverment Area of Anambra State. 


The suspect had a scuffle with her husband and stabbed him on his chest with a knife.

Confirming the incident, Anambra State Police spokesman Harunna Muhammed said “on Saturday 29/6/2019 at about 8:am, Police detectives attached to 33 Police Station Onitsha, arrested one Makoduchukwu Ndubisi ‘f’ aged 20 years of NO. 16 Donking Street, Nsugbe in Anambra East Local Government Area of Anambra State for stabbing her husband to death.” According to him, Police detectives immediately rushed to the scene and the victim was moved to Boromeo hospital, Onitsha for medical attention, where he was certified dead on arrival by the medical doctor.

He also said the corpse had been deposited at the hospital’s mortuary for autopsy. 

Mohammed also said an exhibit was recovered from the scene even as the case is under investigation to ascertain the circumstances surrounding the incident.
AUTHOR: Al-Amin Usman
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Something surprising happened at the Yabo Local Government Area in the Unguwar Baici, where four men went missing in a well while digging it to make it clean. . .

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These four men began operation, digging of the well at 9am in the morning.

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Up till midnight, they were yet to come out from the well

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Many people in Yabo had been in a hurry to see what was going on, in order to identify the scene.
Author: Al-Amin Usman
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Almajiranci Vs Human Right: Homeless Teen Beggars In The Street Will Be banned Soon In Nigeria


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Speaking to the National Security Adviser, Babagana Monguno, spoke in a statement to the press on the outcome of the International Economic Summit (NEC) summit, which Vice President Yemi Osinbajo led at the presidential palace. Abuja. Monguno said the federal government was considering the ban on human rights in Nigeria to address the emergencies of the country.

This is has really been a big issue especially in the northern states. You see children below 10 years who are supposed to be in school, who are supposed to be taken care of by their parents moving from houses to houses begging for food, moving from streets to streets seeking survival.

People give birth to children and deny them their rights. Almajiri (Beggar) has been existing in northern states for years now, and i think the government needs to take action towards this issue! for the growth of our nation, and for the happiness of future unborn children, not to fall a victim

What do you think about almajirinci??

Add your comment on the comment section below. . .

AUTHOR: Al-Amin Usman
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Katsina Post reports that the terrorist leader in the southern Katsina state, Alhaji Idris Miyaya, said the robbers were suffering from blood transfusions in the area. 

The explosion leader said this during a dialogue with journalist People's Daily shortly after the peace and peace talks of Dungun Mu'azu, Local Government Area of ​​Sabuwa State, Katsina State. 

The meeting, held at Dankolo's campus camp, was attended by local leaders and commander of Dandume Local Government Area, Alhaji Lawal Tsoho Albasu. "We realize that our war is meaningless.

 It is a war that breaks the ties between us and the other people in this area. And the fact is that we can not live independently, "the president said. As a result, Idris Miyaya has forced farmers to return to their fields. "We will make a treaty with the members of the regional government who will not attack us or attack us or our families," he said. 

According to his speech, robbers are ready to start negotiating with the government.

He further added that there were no unilateral organizations in the negotiations that the Katsina government had prepared for them in the past. In order to achieve lasting peace in the region, the president urged the government to release two of them, Alhaji Lawaq Baldu and Alhaji Ibrahim Nakutama, who were locked more than two years ago.

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Residents of refugees camping on the Gubio streets in Maiduguri held a protest on Thursday on food shortages and other supplies available in the camp.

The protests on Thursday led to a long-distance traffic stop on the Maiduguri and Gubio-Maiduguri road. The camp has 10,000 internally displaced persons from Marte, Gubio, Kukawa, Kala-Balge and Gwoza. The people in the camp stormed the streets and demanded that they return to their cities and prefer Boko Haram to kill them and to reside in the refugee camps in Maiduguri. 

One resident in the camp named Zara Alhaji David, about 7 in a conversation with the journalist Daily Trust, allegedly killed two children in a hunger camp.

AUTHOR: Al-Amin Usman
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Ado Gwanja Flaunts His Ride



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Check out this cool ride belonging to Ado isa gwanja which got people talking. . .



The gear of the car got people wondering. . . Technology is still moving as new changes doesn't resist coming.

What do you think is the make of the car???

Add your comment on the comment section below. . .

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AUTHOR: Al-amin Usman
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MEN/WOMEN: Natural Steps To Treat Bald Hair within 7 Days With Onions



MEN/WOMEN: Natural Steps To Treat Bald Hair within 7 Days With Onions

Hmmmm!!!

Do you have a bald hair? A very bad one i think?


Well, if you are reading this post i'm sure you do have a bald hair and probably your friends or girl friends do mock you about it. . .


The solution to your problem is right here on this post, make sure you read to the end!!!

First if all, what is the cause of bald hair?

Almost all hair loss in guys results from male-pattern baldness, a genetic trait that comes from your parents. Other causes include certain medications, too much vitamin A, or not enough protein. Illness or stress can lead to sudden, heavy shedding called telogen effluvium. Good news, though: Hair loss that isn’t from male-pattern baldness often reverses itself.

The most common cause of hair loss is a hereditary condition called male-patternbaldness or female-pattern baldness. It usually occurs gradually with aging and in predictable patterns.

Everyone loses hair all the time, maybe up to 100 strands a day. They fall out, then grow back in, and the cycle starts over again. But eventually, most guys will start to notice that they’re losing more than before -- and it’s not growing back.

Other Reasons for Hair Loss

When your locks fall out suddenly, instead of gradually thinning over time, it’s usually from something other than male pattern baldness. Other causes include:
Diseases like anemia or a thyroid problem
Radiation or chemotherapy treatments
Medications, such as blood thinners, high doses of vitamin A, and steroids that some men take to help build muscle, called anabolic steroids
Scalp infections
Problems with your diet, like getting too little iron or too much vitamin A
Stress
Keeping hairstyles like tight ponytails, cornrows, or braids for many years
Now i.m going to show you the steps on how to treat bald hair within 7 days. . .

Can balding hair grow back?

Eventually, it takes longer for hair to grow back. Then, the follicles will shrink so that no hair grows at all. Other types of hair loss tend to happen faster than male pattern baldness. Spot baldness, or alopecia areata, makes your hair fall out in smooth, round patches, but it usually grows back.


How to regrow a bald hair?

To help thicken and regrow your thinning / bald hair, try apple cider vinegar. Its alpha-hydroxy acids dissolve oil buildup on the scalp and in pores, while its acetic acid stimulates blood flow to follicles to encourage growth.

METHODS:

1. Stinky But Effective: Onion

How to use:

Cut onions in half and rub the open side on the affected area.
Grate onion and squeeze out its juice. To this add little honey and mix well. Dip a cotton ball and apply this mixture to the scalp. Wait for 30 minutes and wash well with a mild shampoo.

2. The Humble Indian Gooseberry: Amla

dandruff is the main cause behind hair fall so if you want to get rid of excess hair fall, first get rid of dandruff.

How to use:

Get some fresh amla and dry them in sunlight.

After that, cut the dry pieces and boil it in good coconut oil till the amla pieces do not become charred.

Let the mixture cool and strain and keep it in an airtight bottle. 
Apply this oil to your head every alternate day.

3. Aloe vera

How to use:

Take a small aloe vera stem and take out the pulp.

Now apply this pulp directly on the scalp.

Massage and keep it on for 30 min.

Rinse as usual. 

-Repeat thrice a week.

4. Oil Massage

How to use:

Regular massage with effective oils such as castor, olive, coconut will promote hair growth.

The most effective of all is coconut oil mixed with few drops of lemon juice.


5. The King of Herbs: Bhringraj

How to use:

Blend the leaves with some water to get a smooth paste.

If you cannot find Bhrinjraj leaves, buy some dried Bhringraj powder from any herbal store, mix with little water and curd to form a paste.

Apply the paste to the scalp and leave it for 20 min.

Wash off with shampoo. Do this thrice a week.


6. Add Some Flavor: Curry Leaves

How to use:

Take a handful of curry leaves and boil it in a mixture of amla and coconut oil till the leaves turn black.

Cool the mixture, strain and store it in an airtight container.

Apply this every alternate day and see the results.


7. More Than a Condiment: Methi

How to use:

Grind a handful of Methi seeds to get a fine powder.

Mix it with water to form a paste.

Apply this to your scalp and leave it for 20 minutes.

Wash it properly with shampoo as the paste might be slimy and sticky onto your hair.


8. Flower Power: Hibiscus

How to use:

Take 3–4 tbsp Coconut oil in a pan.

Add 2–3 hibiscus flowers or 4–5 leaves to the oil.

Heat for 5–6 minutes.

Cool and strain the oil in a bottle.

Massage well with hibiscus-infused oil and keep for an hour before washing off with a shampoo.


Some more quick tips:

Take a diet rich in iron, zinc, protein, vitamin B12, vitamin A. Have more of leafy greens, beetroot, carrots, dates, nuts, beans, whole grains, lentils, eggs and fish.

Drink at least 2-3 liters of water daily.

Less stress.

Massage your scalp well while taking a shower as this improves blood flow to the scalp thus helping in hair regrowth.

Cut down on the use of hair dryers, iron as well as hair coloring.

Take biotin supplements.

Finally, if you are suffering from severe hair fall and fear it might bring you at the forefront of going bald, consult a good doctor to find out any underlying health issue as hair loss cause can be multifactorial and treatment varies based on sex, age and diagnosis of medical conditions.

Remember all the aforementioned natural remedies are helpful in controlling hair loss and eventually baldness, but you need to follow them on a regular basis with patience. Also, the results vary from person to person depending on the reason for hair loss. You cannot get back your lost strands if you have are completely bald but yes by following these simple hair growth remedies you can certainly avoid severe hair loss and ultimately baldness.

Hope this helps.

Author: Al-amin Usman

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Latest Cheat: Mtn Free 4.5gb For Free Monthly


Mtn Free 4.5gb For Free


Ever wondered if its possible to get 4.gb monthly for free on mtn???

Psiphon VPN app is a very popular app when it comes to free browsing cheat.

The latest mtn free browsing is now available on psiphon with no stress

in this tutorial, i'll be showing how to get 4.5GB monthly.

Follow the steps below. . .

Download and install the app (psiphon Vpn) from playstore or click here.


Open the app and configure as explained below;


Leave all fields untouched, just change the fields listed below

-Proxy Type : choose Dual Real Host
-Proxy Server : input mtn1app.mtn.com
-Real Proxy Type : choose HTTP
-Real Proxy Server : input 10.199.212.2
-Real Proxy Port: 8080
-Tap on OK, you will be taken to the next page, make sure to tick "Tunnel Whole Device"
-Tap on More options
-Tick Connect Through an HTTP Proxy
-Tick Use the following settings and set the following parameters below
-Host Address : 10.199.212.2
-Port: 8080

That's all!!
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Go back and hit the connect button. Depending on your network strength it should connect within 5 seconds. 

Just minimize the psiphon app and enjoy the free 50MB daily data. That is about 1.5GB monthly for free. 

Do it with three sims, now that's about 4.5gb free. . .

This is better than nothing! especially for those who can't afford buying data or managing their existing MTN data.


Note: You can use as many mtn sims as possible to get more data daily.

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Dislocated Eyes: Eye Balls Falling off Its Socket

Could this be real??



I heard someone saying "My Eyeball Just Fell Out off Its Socket"

It some cases, it barely happens.

You should Get it put back in, and soon. The longer you remain in this rare condition—known as “globe luxation“—the more strain you’ll put on the blood vessels and nerves that connect your eye to the rest of your head. Your luxated globes will also be susceptible to corneal abrasions or inflammation, and the feeling of your eyelids clamped down behind them won’t be pleasant.

You should be able to get your eye back in place without serious, long-term damage. (If the ocular muscles tear or if the optic nerve is severed, your outlook won’t be as clear.) The treatment for globe luxation is pretty simple: Doctors apply some topical painkillers, hold back your lashes, and poke your eyeball into its socket by pressing on the white part with gloved fingers. (In some cases, they’ll use a simple tool like a bent paperclip to shoehorn it back into place.) You might get antibiotics, lubricating drops, or steroids to follow up for a few days while your vision returns to normal. If your doctors can’t pop your eye back in—because you’ve got too much swelling in the socket, for example—they’ll give you an eye shield and consider a more invasive procedure.


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Not all popped eyeballs come from head trauma. A few people can luxate their globes on purpose, and certain others get “spontaneous globe luxation” when their eyelids are pushed in the right way. Someone with shallow eye sockets or floppy eyelid syndrome, for example, might pop his eyeballs during a regular eye exam. You can also trigger luxation while putting in your contact lenses, or with a particularly violent sneeze. You might even pop your eyeballs by trying to exhale while keeping your nose and mouth closed (i.e., performing the Valsalva maneuver).

If your eyeballs fall out of their sockets repeatedly, you might be a candidate for a lateral tarsorrhaphy—in which doctors sew up your eyelids part of the way to keep them from opening too wide. You could also learn the following technique for popping your eye back in yourself: First direct your gaze downward. Now pinch and pull your upper eyelid with the thumb and index finger of one hand. Lay a finger from your other hand on the top part of your luxated eyeball, taking care to press only on the insensitive white part. While you continue to hold your eyelid up, push your eyeball gently down and back at the same time until it’s part of the way in. Then try to look upwards; if everything goes right your eyeball will rotate under the upper lid and back into its socket.


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The Story of Captain King Kong Episode 8


The Story of Captain King Kong Episode 8
  
I began to run, looking for the nearest exit. A very surprising thing happened. The devil herself, “maryam” was on the other end! When she saw that I’m being chased by the soldiers she immediately locked the door and stood in front of it.

Me: *Laughed* Women!! Are you this heartless?

Maryam: Meaning what? Who are you and what are you doing here?

Me: To destroy your wedding

Maryam: Really? What for?

Me: “I almost exposed myself, I thought to mysef.” With what I just did to your husband I don’t think your marriage will take place

Maryam: Oh no! My marriage will surely take place and you will be dealt with. And to me it’s an entertainment to the guests

Me: “This girl is a real devil, I thought to myself” I can take them out and still take you away

Maryam: *Laughed* you don’t know what you have gotten yourself into! You are supposed to be begging me to save you. The man you just slapped is a soldier, and not just an ordinary soldier, do you know his rank?

Me: *Hahaha* he is a soldier does it mean he should slap me?

   The soldiers were behind me listening to the conversation

Maryam: What happened? What were you even doing in the groom’s table?

Me: I went to greet

Maryam: Do you know him?

Me: No

Maryam: *Laughed* I can see you are mad. You went to greet a groom you don’t know and now you are saying you want to take out all these soldiers.
 
  “This man is mad, I don’t think he’s a okay! Maryam said.”

Groom: Soldiers!! Hold him; bring him here

 They headed towards my destination. I started cracking my knuckles!! “I might not be able to use magic, but I still have my physical powers with me! I thought to myself.

Maryam: *Laughed* This guy is mad. I think we should just let him go

Groom: Never!! Soldiers!!! I said bring him here..

They headed towards my location to get me. I took them down in seconds. Maryam’s husband is a brave strong man who is not even scared of death. He went out! I didn’t know he went into his car to get a gun.

Maryam: You better run now you have the chance

Me: Run? I was already running when you blocked my way. Now your husband is scared and you want me to run?

Maryam: Woa! You are wrong.

  I saw her husband coming to my destination. He went out to remove his agbada and get a long rod and gun from his car.

Me: “If this man shoots me and I use my powers to avoid the bullet I’ll be exposed, and if I don’t avoid the bullet I’ll be dead!! I better run, I thought to myself”

  I placed maryam on my shoulder, open the door and began running. The groom and the other soldiers I took down were all chasing me. I was running in full speed with my powers, even maryam was shocked. The other soldiers were not getting closer to me so they gave up chasing me and went to look for cars. The groom didn’t give up. “This man is a machine, I said to myself”

Maryam: Indeed he is a machine. Where are you taking me to? Drop me down. 

  Maryam was hitting me to drop her down

Me: He is a machine and you want to marry him?

Maryam: Are you mad?? Of course you are mad. Now I get, you were sent by sale to destroy my marriage.

Me: “where was sale all this while? I thought to myself” Who is sale?

Maryam: For your information! My husband ordered for his kidnap as soon as he got to the wedding

  When I heard that; I stopped running. In anger, I placed maryam down and was about turning back when the groom hit me very hard with a rod. I fainted!!

  I woke up and found myself tied up in a room with sale. I was shocked!! And I started laughing.

Sale: Who are you?

Me: Mehn! Nigeria is a great nation. Just look at where I am? A whole me

Sale: Who are you?

Me: “I have been wanted in hong kong since when I was born but I was never caught, but when I came to Nigeria in 3 days I was caught! I thought to myself” What is the time?

Sale: I don’t know

Me: For how many hours have I been here?

Sale: For more than 4 hours

Me: So the marriage took place


Sale: Who are you? And why do you want to stop the marriage?

 “I am a maryam’s crush” I said to sale to avoid been exposed

Maryam: wow! Really?

Groom: This guy you are finished.

  I was beaten up that I fainted again!! All in the sake that I didn’t want to expose myself.

Few hours later I was awake but my eyes closed. I heard maryam, her husband and sale discussing.

Maryam: You think I don’t know? Because you tried to rape me Kong abandoned you. Then you decided to use scope to tell me that you told kong not to stop the wedding again

Sale: That is not it

Maryam: That is it. Then you sent this man lying over here to kidnap me, but unfortunately it turned back to you guys.

Sale: *Laughed* I don’t even know this man

Soldier: If you lie again!! I’ll deal with you. Who is this kong? He could have tried to stop the marriage now!! He would have known the kind of stuff I’m made of. He’s lucky he left you.

  “I need to leave this place and come back as kong to end all this, I thought to myself.

What do you think will happen next? Add your comment on the comment section below. . .

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Author: Al-amin Usman

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