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Yabing / Word Back in Our Child Hood Days.

-You mess eba obey soup. . .

-You tie rapper dey find back pocket. . .

-You mess harmattan catch eba. . .

- The tallest man for your village dey use ladder climb Maggi. . .



-You mess, mess mess, all the fish inside river shout "are we safe?"

- The finest girl for your village na monkey dey toast am. . .


- Every body dey tamu mator you dey tamu alhaji biye biye. . .

-Your scatter scatter teeth like Rambo bullet. . .

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-Them give you beer, Them give me fanta, i drink my fanta come say this fanta is fantastic, you drink your own beer you say this beer is beerbeerstic. . .

-See your scatter scatter teeth like devil calculator. . .

-With your small teeth like owerri chin chin. . .

-You mess babangida repeat primary one. . .

-You mess all the fishes for river pass common entrance. . .

-You be the biggest scientist for the world to discover say moon na golden fufu. . .

-The strongest man for your village na hot eba kill am. . .

- You buy agege bread they find nafdac number. . .


-You enter aeroplane holding a candle, you say you no trust nepa. . .

-You mess apple fly gate. . .

-You mess babangida change handwriting . . .

-You drink 7up use toothpick remove the gas. . .

-I shit here, shit here, shit here, you dey find the one where resemble you

-You chop gala finish go backyard go dey dance galala don they wound them again. . .


-The finest girl for una village na monkey dey toast am. . .

-You fall inside hot ororo na two akara nai save u. . .

-As you mumu reach you dey store your mess for Show glass...

-You see two rat for your bed you say your mama don Born Twins

-Baba lawo swear for u. . . You grow bitter leaf for chest

-You mess hell fire quench, satan carry holy Bible they go church

-See ya deep nash like Indian well. . .

-See your round face like coaster biscuit. . .

-You drink olive oil vomit five pastor. . .

-Your flat ogo like conductor slippers. . .

-You buy akara dey wait for receipt. . .

-You enter okada dey find seatbelt. . .

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-You enter bike they dodge breeze. . .

-You enter rain dey dodge rain. . .


-You enter okada dey find window. . .

-You be d greatest scientist, you say mess dey stain white. . .

-You enter aeroplane dey write the names of noise makers. . .

-You eat indomie vomit dada. . .

-You see two kulikuli for your bed you say your mama don born twins. . .

-With ur teeth like rainbow colour. . .


-You shit here, shit there, you dey find the lcm. . .

As u mumu reach you and my dog dey drag who tall pass. . .

I love you but i come remember say you get mouth odour. . .

-No be say you ugly but my goat fine pass you. . .


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Author: Al-amin Usman

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4 comments

hameena delete

Lololz

sineer delete

You just dey remind me of child hood days

jjc delete

i be baba for this kind thing hihi

Charles delete

Omo this admin i go like word with you, i just they laugh since


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