Hot Jokes Compilation ( vol 1)
1. DOCTOR: Young man, How are you?
PATIENT: I'm fine, you?
DOCTOR: Next patient please 😂😂😂
2. You climbed a mango tree closed to a prison wall!
And you fell down from a branch into the prison yard!!
Only for the prisoners to say you have been in the prison for a long time with them!!! 😂😁
3. Your phone is not a Zoo where you keep animals!
Delete the pictures of your ex you are still keeping. 😂😂😂
4. Don't call me your ex if we didn't have a child together!
No child, no evidence!!
I don't know you!!! 😂😁😁
5. Please if you and your lover combine your s.s.c.e results together and it's still not up to 5 credits!
Please don't have kid's together!!
Save feature teachers from stress!!! 😂😂
6. Have you ever lost an argument!?
And after getting home!!
You start remembering important points you could have made!!!? 😂😂😂
7. When the relation is new. . .
BOY: HI babe
GIRL: Hi dear
BOY: Have you eaten next week?😂😂😂😂😂
8. I never knew the meaning of wickedness!
Until i saw a man tagged 99 friends!!
And got 1 like!!!
I checked the like and saw his name!!!! 😂😂😂
10. Work hard!
Let someone not say!!
When i saw someone on that red t-shirt!!!
I knew it was you heading towards this destination 😂😂
11. Be patient!
Everything takes time!!
It took me 19 years to become 19 years old!!! 😂😁
12. Marrying a wife is like buying a car you can maintain!
Don't go and marry latest benz!!
When you can only maintain toyota camry!!! 😂😂😂
Nobody cheats more than a man that always say!
"The problem is that you don't trust me!!" 😂😂
14. WIFE: Honey! What are you doing!?
HUSBAND: I'm reading our marriage certificate!!
WIFE: What for!!!?
HUSBAND: I'm looking for the expiry date 😂😂
15. If all your relationships aren't working out for you!
Then try other ships!!
Like entrepreneurship or internship!!
If they all fail!!!!
Then try worship!!!! 😂😂😂😁
16. WIFE ASKED: What are you doing!?
HUSBAND: I'm killing mosquitoes!!
WIFE: How many have you killed!!!?
HUSBAND: TOTAL 5! 3 males and 2 females!!!!
WIFE: How did you know their genders!!!!!?
HUSBAND: 2 were near my wallet, and 3 near the bear bottle!!!!! 😂😂😂
17. Women don't cheat!
They just look for someone that is better than you and inform you!! 😂😁😁
18. LADY: My husband has an habit of talking while sleeping!
How can i cure him!!?
DOCTOR: Give him opportunity to talk while he is awake!!! 😂😂
19. That moment when you sleep in someone's house!
Then something gets missing!!
And you hear them saying!!!
"Nothing has ever gone missing in this house until today!!!!" 😂😂😂
20. A son argued with his father that 1+1 equal to 11
FATHER: Go and buy me two eggs!
The son went and returned with the two eggs!!
FATHER: Give one to me and another to your brother!!!
SON: What about mine!!!!?
FATHER: Eat the nine eggs that are left!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
THE END OF VOL 1!
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