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Hot Jokes Compilation ( vol 1)


Hot Jokes Compilation ( vol 1)

Here is a collection of  funny 20 jokes that will make you laugh your ass out

1. DOCTOR: Young man, How are you?
    PATIENT: I'm fine, you?
    DOCTOR: Next patient please πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

2. You climbed a mango tree closed to a prison wall!
    And you fell down from a branch into the prison yard!!
    Only for the prisoners to say you have been in the prison for a long time with them!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜

3. Your phone is not a Zoo where you keep animals!
    Delete the pictures of your ex you are still keeping. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

4. Don't call me your ex if we didn't have a child together!
    No child, no evidence!!
    I don't know you!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜

5. Please if you and your lover combine your s.s.c.e results together and it's still not up to 5 credits!
    Please don't have kid's together!!
    Break up!!!
    Save feature teachers from stress!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

6. Have you ever lost an argument!?
    And after getting home!!
    You start remembering important points you could have made!!!? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

7. When the relation is new. . .
    BOY: HI babe
    GIRL: Hi dear
    BOY: Have you eaten next week?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

8. I never knew the meaning of wickedness!
    Until i saw a man tagged 99 friends!!
    And got 1 like!!!
    I checked the like and saw his name!!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

10. Work hard!
      Let someone not say!!
      When i saw someone on that red t-shirt!!!
      I knew it was you heading towards this destination πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

11. Be patient!
      Everything takes time!!
      It took me 19 years to become 19 years old!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜

12. Marrying a wife is like buying a car you can maintain!
      Don't go and marry latest benz!!
      When you can only maintain toyota camry!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

13. LADIES:
      Nobody cheats more than a man that always say!
      "The problem is that you don't trust me!!" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

14. WIFE: Honey! What are you doing!?
      HUSBAND: I'm reading our marriage certificate!!
      WIFE: What for!!!?
      HUSBAND: I'm looking for the expiry date πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

15. If all your relationships aren't working out for you!
      Then try other ships!!
      Like entrepreneurship or internship!!
      If they all fail!!!!
      Then try worship!!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜

16. WIFE ASKED: What are you doing!?
      HUSBAND: I'm killing mosquitoes!!
      WIFE: How many have you killed!!!?
      HUSBAND: TOTAL 5! 3 males and 2 females!!!!
      WIFE: How did you know their genders!!!!!?
      HUSBAND: 2 were near my wallet, and 3 near the bear bottle!!!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

17. Women don't cheat!
      They just look for someone that is better than you and inform you!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜

18. LADY: My husband has an habit of talking while sleeping!
      How can i cure him!!?
      DOCTOR: Give him opportunity to talk while he is awake!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

19. That moment when you sleep in someone's house!
      Then something gets missing!!
      And you hear them saying!!!
      "Nothing has ever gone missing in this house until today!!!!" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

20. A son argued with his father that 1+1 equal to 11
      FATHER: Go and buy me two eggs!
      The son went and returned with the two eggs!!
      FATHER: Give one to me and another to your brother!!!
      SON: What about mine!!!!?
      FATHER: Eat the nine eggs that are left!!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

THE END OF VOL 1!

Click HERE for vol 2

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